Do you know more brainrot or basic junior high knowledge?

i know freaking judo, Jester Editor — April 22, 2025

Smart fella or fart smella: Discover if you should be proud of your big brain or reduce your screen time! (Collage by i know freaking judo)

Do you find yourself up at night scrolling through the depths of Instagram Reels for the latest brainrot to giggle at instead of hitting the hay? Have you been losing grip on reality, forgetting simple arithmetic or how to use the Oxford comma properly?

If so, take this questionnaire to find out whether you should be hip-hip-hooray-ing (because you're as smart as a seventh grader) or searching for brain nourishment.

Brainrot questions:
1. John ___ is calling.
Are you going to pick up?
2. What's freakpay's rival payment company?
3. Do you understand "icl ts dtm n pmo fr, r u srs rn vro"?
Atp ur beyond help ngl... smh.
4. Finish this Ash Treviño quote: "Si quieres. Oh, my bad, you ___."
5. What is it called when bro won't stop talking?
6. What are the ingredients in a chamoy pickle?
7. Who are we mass-unfollowing?
8. What kind of martial art experience does thatmartinkid have?
9. What's the response to "Do you have a relationship with your father?"
Hint: "What's that? ____?"
10. Who's ready for knee surgery tomorrow?

Basic junior high questions:
1. Who wrote Animal Farm?
Bonus points if you know what the book is an allegory for!
2. Do you know how to solve a punnett square?
3. What is the formula for slope-intercept form?
4. What are the differences between mean, median, and mode?
5. "The fitness gram pacer test is ___."
Who else had flashbacks...
6. Solve: 9÷3(5-2)=?
Remember PEMDAS!!
7. What's the difference between profit and revenue?
8.Who wrote Twelfth Night?
9. How do you solve for circumference with its diameter?
10. Who are the animal contestants in the epic games held by the junior high science teachers?
Hint: "The ___ Games."

If you answered more brainrot questions than junior high questions, beware: you might be heading toward total brain decay. Seek out brain sustenance immediately (e.g., TheOrganicChemistryTutor)!!