NEWS
Introducing Oxford's newest teacher, Ms. Andry
r_v_deaduzz, Staff Writer — April 22, 2025
Inside Oxford's rebrand as Amish Academy
when the chile is tea, Mexicana Grande Editor — April 22, 2025
Juniors homeless after evicted from lunch picnic patch by OA admin
precalculusiwillwin, Staff Writer — April 22, 2025
United States to mandate behavior charts
Singlebychoice, Staff Writer — April 22, 2025
Patriot Match finds love in a hopeless place
Scheming Eunuch & Stay Young Beautiful and Unique, Redditor in Chief & Head Meowsandrist — April 22, 2025
Slumping into finals season with Hate Grams
Stay Young Beautiful and Unique, Head Meowsandrist — April 22, 2025
OP-ED
Going bald is the new bold move
apeuroiwillwin, Staff Writer — April 22, 2025
Just a click away: From your social media account
therapuss & callherdaddy, BeReal Editor & Swig Editor — April 22, 2025
5-Star and GoGuardian should be integrated into students' lives
eyes turn red? RUN, Staff Writer — April 22, 2025
A 6th grader sues Oxford for rejecting him
Christian Dior Miss Dior Blooming Bouquet Eau De Toilette Spray for Women, 3.4 Ounce (Packaging may Vary), Staff Writer — April 22, 2025
YE bucks are outdated, crypto is the way
i am cringe but i am free, The Editor — April 22, 2025
LIFESTYLE
A comprehensive guide on becoming the ULTIMATE Oxford parent
eyes turn red? RUN, Staff Writer — April 22, 2025
The ultimate ranking of bathrooms for phone scrolling
d1slacker, Staff Writer — April 22, 2025
Date spots on, around campus for unlicensed individuals
Scheming Eunuch, Redditor in Chief — April 22, 2025
The Damut's Ultimate Guide to On-Campus Nonchalance
precalculusiwillwin & therapuss, Staff Writer & BeReal Editor — April 22, 2025
How to lose a Patriot in 10 days
sudokumaster, Ur Manager — April 22, 2025
Do you know more brainrot or basic junior high knowledge?
i know freaking judo, Jester Editor — April 22, 2025
A&E
Tikok Survivors Recount Their Trauma from January 19
Ashtrevivo, Staff Illustrator — April 22, 2025
Bistro Huddy wins big at the Oscars
aur naur cleor, Staff Writer — April 22, 2025
Fox News to make OATV great again
melanias burner acc, Staff Writer — April 22, 2025
OA Fashion Club Takes over New York Fashion Week
sis im dead as a chile, Daily Bugle Editor — April 22, 2025
SPORTS
Exposing Ms.CARson's fast & felonious golf cart drag racing ring
monkeycoveringeyesemoji, Staff Illustrator — April 22, 2025
Oxford student body projected to sweep D1 Yearning
Singlebychoice, Staff Writer — April 22, 2025
MIT swim test sinks a try-hard
Christian Dior Miss Dior Blooming Bouquet Eau De Toilette Spray for Women, 3.4 Ounce (Packaging may Vary), Staff Writer — April 22, 2025
Boys sports teams entangled in sports betting ring
callherdaddy, Swig Editor — April 22, 2025
FUN
2025 Cover
DAAAAHOHO, Staff Illustrator — April 22, 2025
2025 Centerfold
Ms. Andry's Top Student, Staff Illustrator — April 22, 2025
2025 Comics
elonshumanshield, Fart Editor — April 22, 2025